{"product_id":"plushie-dreadfuls-crashout-bun","title":"Crashing Out Cowbun Rabbit - Plush Stuffed Animal","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"\" data-end=\"417\" data-start=\"389\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeet the Crashing Out Bun\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"710\" data-start=\"419\"\u003eThis isn’t your grandma’s stuffed animal, and it sure as hell isn’t a cutesy Instagram prop. This is a battle-worn, dust-covered, nerve-frayed companion - a reminder that sometimes the rodeo of life leaves you face-down in the dirt with a smashed sarsaparilla bottle and a missing partner.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1237\" data-start=\"712\"\u003eCrashing Out Bun wears its scars proudly: the busted bottle in hand, the wild-eyed stare, the ears that hang like the last shred of your dignity after a long, hard night. It is rebellion made soft, a plush totem for those teetering at the edge but still showing up to the saloon. Symbolically, this plushie embodies the human condition - overreach, heartbreak, burnout, the whole damned circus. But instead of leaving you in the dust, it offers a soft hand on the shoulder, a cowboy-hatted whisper: “You got this, cowbun.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1380\" data-start=\"1239\"\u003eThis plushie doesn’t fix your crashing out moments. It honors them. It’s a declaration that you are not alone on your messy, glorious ride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0306\/6745\/files\/banner_01_large_d8b821b5-b585-4b79-bef5-dd68efa653ba_480x480.png?v=1619404619\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrashing Out Set Includes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e1x Super Soft Rabbit measures 50cm (19.6 inches)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e1x \u003cspan\u003eSturdy Tote Bag - measures 38cm x 33cm (15in x 13in)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e1x Broken Plushie Bottle\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e1x Cowboy hat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0306\/6745\/files\/banner_01_large_d8b821b5-b585-4b79-bef5-dd68efa653ba_480x480.png?v=1619404619\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrashing Out Cowbun Rabbit is Copyright of Mysterious LLC and is exclusively available at plushiedreadfuls.com\u003cbr\u003ePlushie Dreadfuls is a trademark of Mysterious LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeware of imitations and copycats\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44982383476829,"sku":"PLU-CRASHOUT","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/1032\/1245\/files\/crashing-out-cowbun-rabbit-plush-stuffed-animal-toy-643.jpg?v=1788405753","url":"https:\/\/plushiedreadfulss.store\/products\/plushie-dreadfuls-crashout-bun","provider":"Plushie Dreadfuls","version":"1.0","type":"link"}