{"product_id":"plushie-dreadfuls-mad-cow","title":"Mad Cow Plush Stuffed Animal","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0306\/6745\/files\/mad-cow_480x480.png?v=1659234512\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"\" data-end=\"429\" data-start=\"385\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"429\" data-start=\"385\"\u003eMad Cow – Your Personal Stampede Stopper\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"629\" data-start=\"431\"\u003eLook, the world’s gone sideways. Up is down, peace is a luxury, and folks are angrier than a bull in a hornet’s nest. But you? You don’t have to lose your cool just ‘cause the world’s lost its mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"880\" data-start=\"631\"\u003eMeet \u003cstrong data-end=\"647\" data-start=\"636\"\u003eMad Cow\u003c\/strong\u003e, the stress-busting plushie that lets you let it out without throwin’ hands or punchin’ drywall. Give its legs a squeeze and them little arms flap like a ranch cook shooing flies off a fresh pie. It’s oddly satisfying. And it works.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1168\" data-start=\"882\"\u003eMad Cow ain’t just cute. It’s a tool. A funny-lookin’ friend with udders full of understanding and a face that’s seen some things. Whether it’s politics, traffic, or someone talkin' during a movie, you give those legs a good squeeze and let the rage flap itself right outta your system.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1443\" data-start=\"1170\"\u003eYou can’t fix the world in a day, but you \u003cem data-end=\"1217\" data-start=\"1212\"\u003ecan\u003c\/em\u003e keep yourself from exploding like a firecracker in a feed shed. Mad Cow’s here to help you hold the line. No judgment. No nonsense. Just therapeutic flappin' and a quiet reminder that even anger has a rhythm you can ride out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0306\/6745\/files\/banner_01_large_d8b821b5-b585-4b79-bef5-dd68efa653ba_480x480.png?v=1619404619\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMad Cow Set Includes: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e1x Plush Cow with Adorable Udders and a Swishy Tail\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e2x Leg Squeeze Actuated Flappy Arms\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e 1x Totally not Laser Beam Red Eye\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e1x Cow Print Tote Bag\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCertifed Moo'd \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0306\/6745\/files\/banner_01_large_d8b821b5-b585-4b79-bef5-dd68efa653ba_480x480.png?v=1619404619\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMad cow is in a MOOd and having none of it today. This adorably grumpy plush has squeezy stress-relieving udders for your sensory enjoyment. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0306\/6745\/files\/heart-banner-top_large_fa44baea-02f4-4d7d-9025-cea1ca185bbf_480x480.png?v=1619403692\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eMad Cow is an exclusive product of Mysterious Design and is only available at the Mysterious Shop. Beware of imitations and copycats. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44983158374493,"sku":"SFMADCOW","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/1032\/1245\/files\/mad-cow-plush-stuffed-animal-755.jpg?v=1788416033","url":"https:\/\/plushiedreadfulss.store\/products\/plushie-dreadfuls-mad-cow","provider":"Plushie Dreadfuls","version":"1.0","type":"link"}