{"product_id":"victorian-mcgees-mad-hatter","title":"Victorian McGee's Mad Hatter Hare Plush Stuffed Animal","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"text_exposed_show\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn a crooked little corner of the upside-down world, where teacups fly and clocks forget their numbers, lives a very curious creature. This is no ordinary rabbit. This is the Mad Hatter Hare. Stitched with lunacy and lined with laughter, he is your guide to everything delightfully irrational.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHalf white, half shadow, one eye a ticking clock and the other a swirling spiral of silly, he wears his mischief well. His vest is pinstriped perfection, and his tiny top hat? Brimful of riddles, whispers, and forgotten birthdays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLook inside his long, striped ears and you’ll find the tea party in full swing. No need to RSVP. He is already saving you a seat. His fuzzy feet are embroidered with the truth you’ve always suspected. “We’re All Mad Here.” Not a threat. Not a diagnosis. A celebration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring this hare home and you are not just hugging a plush. You are embracing madness. A soft, stitched protest against the grim rules of the so-called real world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo come. Pour yourself a cup of nonsense. Let your inner absurdity stretch its paws.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the tea party. It never really ended.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0306\/6745\/files\/heart-banner-top_large.png?v=1516982636\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMad Hatter measures 36cm (head to toe with no hat 40cm with hat)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTote Bag measures 40x37cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0306\/6745\/files\/heart-banner-top_large.png?v=1516982636\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eVictorian McGee's Mad Hatter is Copyright of Mysterious LLC and is exclusively available at plushiedreadfuls.com\u003cbr\u003ePlushie Dreadfuls is a trademark of Mysterious LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeware of imitations and copycats\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44983280468061,"sku":"PLU-MADHATTER","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/1032\/1245\/files\/victorian-mcgees-mad-hatter-hare-plush-stuffed-animal-toy-213.jpg?v=1788417240","url":"https:\/\/plushiedreadfulss.store\/products\/victorian-mcgees-mad-hatter","provider":"Plushie Dreadfuls","version":"1.0","type":"link"}