{"product_id":"victorian-mcgees-march-hare","title":"Victorian McGee's March Hare Plush Stuffed Animal","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"text_exposed_show\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\" data-start=\"169\" data-end=\"218\"\u003e💤 March Hare - Victorian McGee Collection 🫖\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA plush toy in the style of something Alice Liddel (the original 'Alice' from \"Alice in Wonderland\") might have purchased had I, American McGee, run a toy shop in Victorian London. Probably right next door to Mrs. Lovett's meat pie shop.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e---\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"220\" data-end=\"574\"\u003eOnce upon an unbirthday morning, the March Hare blinked awake, not from sleep but from a very long and caffeinated denial of it. He did not rise with grace. 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War, willpower, and wild-eyed wisdom sewn into the very thread of his being.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1188\" data-end=\"1267\"\u003ePerfect for those who never really \u003cem data-start=\"1223\" data-end=\"1232\"\u003ewake up\u003c\/em\u003e but put on a very convincing show.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🐰 Symbolism 🐰\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1402\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1338\"\u003eBird’s Nest on Head\u003c\/strong\u003e: Rolled out of the barn half-dressed in thoughts and feathers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1405\" data-end=\"1483\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1405\" data-end=\"1430\"\u003eDetachable Angry Bird\u003c\/strong\u003e: Represents intrusive thoughts and unwanted truths\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1486\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1486\" data-end=\"1507\"\u003eOversized Tea Cup\u003c\/strong\u003e: Rituals of control amidst chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1634\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eAlchemy Symbol for March (Mars)\u003c\/strong\u003e: Energy, initiation, mischief dressed as motivation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1637\" data-end=\"1729\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1637\" data-end=\"1667\"\u003ePajamas + House Coat Combo\u003c\/strong\u003e: Limbo between private vulnerability and public performance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1732\" data-end=\"1809\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1732\" data-end=\"1777\"\u003eInverted Madness Eyes (Black Button Eyes)\u003c\/strong\u003e: Mirror sparkle texture on the flipside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0306\/6745\/files\/heart-banner-top_large.png?v=1516982636\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMach Hare measures 30cm (head to toe)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTote Bag measures 40x37cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0306\/6745\/files\/heart-banner-top_large.png?v=1516982636\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eVictorian McGee's March Hare is Copyright of Mysterious LLC and is exclusively available at plushiedreadfuls.com\u003cbr\u003ePlushie Dreadfuls is a trademark of Mysterious LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeware of imitations and copycats\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44983282630749,"sku":"PLU-MARCHHARE","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/1032\/1245\/files\/victorian-mcgees-march-hare-plush-stuffed-animal-toy-947.jpg?v=1788417261","url":"https:\/\/plushiedreadfulss.store\/products\/victorian-mcgees-march-hare","provider":"Plushie Dreadfuls","version":"1.0","type":"link"}